Vitriolic Valentines Must Go!

OK!  Enough is enough.  I know that the times have changed but a valentine that promises to kill me does not make my heart grow fonder.  Who wants to open a card and find a sentiment that reads "It's Valentines Day and I'm so happy we're together.  But if you ever leave me I'll kill you.  Like literally, I'll stab you."

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